The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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