My boss' voice literally gives me gas
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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