So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
A+ Viking dick
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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