Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Boobs speak an international language.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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