Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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