fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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