So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I stole a fireplace last night.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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