who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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