So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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