Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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