some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I supernannyed him into submission
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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