hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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