Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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