I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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