Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm bleeding and have questions
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