have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Threesome in a minivan. New low
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Randomize
