My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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