it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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