no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Last time i carry you out of a forest
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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