Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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