I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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