I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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