Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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