I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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