eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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