he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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