oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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