wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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