I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I'm always down for nudity.
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