But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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