You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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