Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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