Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize
