whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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