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They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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