hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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