this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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