ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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