Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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