I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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