I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
She told me I should be a condom model.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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