what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Come on in and take your pants off
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