He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
worst night to have a conscience
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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