You're a womanizer and a bitch.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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