Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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