Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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