is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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