Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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