He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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