How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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