Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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