marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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