let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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