so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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